McCain's Speech

McCain's entire speech, short version:

My fellow Americans, please pay attention to me. Please, please, please. I'm giving this speech because I think I deserve some attention tonight too. I'm not really like Bush. I like horses just fine. I can talk in complete sentences.

Sweet Jesus, just give me a little air time here. I'm begging you.

But then his speech got interrupted by MSNBC, so they could talk about Obama locking the nomination...