[Throughout the day we will be bringing you breaking coverage of today's 'We Surround Them' event, newsperson Glenn Beck's effort to demonstrate the power of the ultraconservative movement via drinking, going out to eat, and watching Glenn Beck in groups.]
URGENT ALERT: Went to hardware store to pick up plumbing supplies. Plumbing aisle not surrounded. Going for coffee now: will continue updates if possible.
Pictured: Glenn Beck pointing knowingly to Glenn Beck logo
[This has been a 'We Surround Them' update. Keep checking throughout the day for important updates as to the status of whether or not we are surrounded. YOUR FAMILY MAY BE AT RISK.]