Look Man,
She's just not that into you. You've charmed her, begged her, browbeat her, shouted at her, showered her with love notes, hate notes, gifts and threats. She's just not coming around, bro.
Dude, you've done all you could. You got a haircut. Worked hard in the gym. Shaved your back. Took a shower. Bought a new suit. Even brushed your teeth for a change. Yeah, no six pack but what does she want from you for crissake? Blood?! A limb?! You took dance classes for this woman. Did you really think you were going to out dance the previous guy? That guy had moves. Self-centered jerk though he was. Why do they always fall for bad boys?
Dude! Dude.
Right over here is one more in your league. She's smart, personable, and she's got great hair. Ok, she's not rich and famous like the other one but cmon man. Be realistic. You're no spring rooster. You don't see that this one is a better fit? She's got serious potential bro. She's already totally into you!
You and I both know these high maintenance types don't ever work out. She even told you the ring was 4 million carats too small. The ungratefulness! She'll never be happy just because you show up and say 'ME.' She's gonna crash and burn man. Do yourself a favor and pop the question to the one more deserving of all that manliness you bring to the table.
She's the one, bro. Open your eyes!